Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Snoring rumors

There is a vicious rumor going around, being perpetuated by my husband no less, that I snore. Now I, being the delicate flower that I am, find this hard to believe. I mean my husband snores loud enough to wake the dead at times so I fail to see how he could notice if I snored. He claims that I have kept him from hearing the tv when I have fallen asleep while watching dvds in the bedroom. Lies all lies I tell you! The other day he says he woke up thinking he heard a mouse chewing in the walls and then it got louder and he says it was me. Now how can ones snoring sound like a squeaky little mouse in the walls? I think I will have to make an appointment to have his hearing checked.

1 comment:

bev said...

You should have his hearing checked! Of all the nerve! You? Snore? I have never heard you and I have super human hearing...that is my super power BTW. You tell him to stop his slanderous fibs or you will get a recorder and tape him while he saws a few logs!