Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Secret Shaver?

Scintillating conversation in our house tonight:

Bob: What happened to the hair on my legs?
Me: Huh?
Bob: Look at my legs. The outside of my leg is not as hairy as the inside.
Me: So?
Bob: I think you have something to do with this.
Me: So you think I am shaving 1/2 your leg while you sleep?
Bob: I wouldn't put it past you!